What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 05:25

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?
-J W Pepper
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”